Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Wednesday, 23 January 2013
Friday, 23 December 2011
Loan
ME to SHELDON: We need to save money for a new furnace, fix the cracked windshield, remove the rust on the car, etc.
SHELDON: I don't know if we'll have enough money to do all that and replace the broken laptop and tv.
CONNOR: I could loan you the money with 5% interest over 2 years.
SHELDON: Only 5%? That's really low. You should tell people 10%.
CONNOR: I'm giving you the family rate.
Tuesday, 20 December 2011
What Joseph Could Have Been Thinking
In one scene of The Nativity Story movie, Mary has just returned from her visit with her cousin Elizabeth and you see everyone's shocked expressions when they realize she's pregnant. When they show Joseph's expression, Aidan promptly exclaims, "Damn, girl!"
I suppose Joseph could have been thinking these exact words if this happened in our time and he lived in the projects.
I suppose Joseph could have been thinking these exact words if this happened in our time and he lived in the projects.
Tuesday, 6 December 2011
Tuesday, 18 January 2011
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